Saturday, October 23, 2010

When your wife wins the sign sprint

The other night, Lorena and I were out on a ride (I know, big surprise) and decided our cross bikes were more appropriate given some gravel roads on our route and wet roads from an earlier freak rainstorm. Coming back into Navarre at the end of the ride, there was an unspoken decision to sprint for the city limit sign on Elton Rd. I say "unspoken" because neither one of us talked about sprinting for the sign and it simply got faster and faster until we were both out of the saddle hammering.

Lorena was sitting in my draft with half a mile to go and I just kept gradually ramping up the speed. I finally dropped to my 12 with about 100 meters to go, got in the drops, and out of the saddle. I heard Lorena shift and the sound of her tires let me know she was sprinting too. We were both going as hard as we could and I was out of gear. Lorena came out of my draft and I think she got one more shift in as she was right beside me before beating me by about half a bike-length at the sign.

Anybody who has raced a bike knows the crazy mix of emotions that go through your mind as you're going full-tilt only to watch someone else pull away and it feels like there's nothing you can do about it, even in friendly competition. When it's your wife, there's an extra emotion thrown in and that's pride. Not in the sense that my pride was hurt, but in the sense of being proud that Lorena is strong enough to out-sprint me on occasion. It's not the first time she's beaten me in a sign sprint and probably won't be the last. As many of the guys in the Orrville B-group can attest, she keeps you on your toes because she'll sneak in ahead of you when you least suspect and it's too late to react.

The only excuse I can muster is that she had me out-geared. My new cranks only have a 46-tooth big ring while she has a 48. She also has an 11 on her cassette while I only have a 12. Oh yeah, and I probably had lower tire pressure and . . .

Monday, October 04, 2010

Are those footsteps I hear?...CRUNCH

IMPORTANT: In case you haven't been paying attention for the last 50 years, football is a FULL-CONTACT SPORT.

I am so glad the Cleveland Browns have T.J. Ward as a safety. We need more players that can deliver hits like this. To all of the people whining that his hit on Cincinnati's Jordan Shipley was a "cheap-shot", if you can't take a hit, your job should never be a wide-receiver running crossing routes in the NFL. Shipley got strung out by Carson Palmer's pass and there was no way that T.J. Ward was going to be able to stop short of doing his job: keeping the other team from completing passes. Besides, he hit him with his shoulder and didn't lead with his helmet. Shipley just happened to be on the wrong end of the collision.

It's no wonder Cleveland had their eye on him at Oregon. He lit people up.

Sunday, October 03, 2010

When Google Doesn't Guess Correctly

The other day our Wii was glowing blue and I couldn't remember what that meant. So, I decided to use Google to figure it out and normally the instant search suggestions that Google makes while I'm typing are relevant if not exactly what I'm after. However, I was typing "Why is my Wii glowing blue?" and the VERY unexpected result below popped up before I could even finish "my":

When Google Doesn't Guess Correctly

Given the way Google ranks search results, I'm thinking a lot of people have gastrointestinal issues or are worried they're pregnant. Or both.

Incidentally, if your Wii is repeatedly glowing blue it means you have an email from Nintendo on your Wii that you should probably read. Talk about First-World problems. . .